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* There are no mistakes in life, only lessons...

* Virgin like balloon . . . one prick, all gone.

* Work to become, not to acquire.

* A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.

* Man who put head on Rail Road track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache.

* Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes will soon burn out!

* Man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons.

* Man who drive like hell is bound to get there!

* It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

* Man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion!

* Don't drink and park, accidents cause people.

* War does not determine who's right, war determines who's left.

* Those who quote me are fools.

* Confucius say too damn much!
 
 
 

  

03-05-2010  Elmigo  [almere buiten]

  
Man who drops his watch in the toilet days ''having a shitty time''.