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ITALIAN WHO WENT TO MALTA


 

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(Must be read with an Italian accent)

One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna to piss onna my plate. She say you better no piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna ma bitch.

Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna fock. I tell her you no understand. I wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch.

So I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed. Call the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He tell me to go to toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna shit on my bed. He say you better not shit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch.

I go to checkout and the man at the desk say: "Peace on you." I say piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch. I gonna back to Italy.
 
 
 
  
 
 
 
 

  

25-10-2017  Vin Konings  [Cuijk]

  
Dit verhaal heb ik ooit gelezen in een boek met nog veel meer leuks.
Wie helpt me? Welk boek was dit? Ik weet het begod niet meer!
Een beloning voor het antwoord!
Vin Konings, Cuijk.
https://plus.google.com/+LightverseVinKonings

  

01-12-2011  Ikka  [Den Helder]

  
Vet lollig maar GEEN italiaans accent, meer Jamaican ofzo

  

06-11-2010  Onbekendje. :I

  
Zoo mooi!! :D

  

23-05-2010  Robbie  [Deventer]

  
NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH

A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an
animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her
attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more!
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time.'

The lady can't take this any more, 'You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,'
she retorted indignantly. In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives.'

Hey, coola down lady,' said the man. 'Who talkin'abouta sex?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi '.'

$50.00 says you're gonna read this again

  

08-03-2010  miek

  
Buikpijn van het lachen.Geweldig!!!!!