A Gentleman = Elegant Man.
A Telephone Girl = Repeating "Hello".
Alec Guinness = Genuine Class.
Animosity = Is No Amity.
Astronomers = Moon starers / No more stars.
Barbie doll = I'll bare bod / Babe I'd roll / Liberal bod.
Butterfly = Flutter-by.
Christmas tree = Search, Set, Trim.
Clint Eastwood = Old West Action.
Contradiction = Accord not in it.
Conversation = Voices Rant On.
Darling I love you = leaving your idol / Avoiding our yell.
Debit card = Bad Credit.
Desperation = A Rope Ends It.
Dormitory = Dirty Room.
Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one.
Evangelist = Evil's Agent.
Florence Nightingale = Nigel, Fetch an Iron Leg / Flit on Cheering Angel.
Funeral = Real Fun.
Heavy Rain? = Hire a Navy!
Indomitableness = Endless ambition.
Internet Anagram Server = Isn't re-arrangement rave?
Mother-in-law = Hitler Woman
Patrick Stewart = A Crap Trek Twist.
Presbyterian = Best In Prayer.
Silicon Graphics = A Long Chip Crisis
Slot Machines = Cash Lost in'em.
Snooze Alarms = Alas! No More Z's.
Software = Swear Oft.
Statue of Liberty = Built to Stay Free.
Sunshine and Shadow = Show in Sun and Shade.
The Cockroach = Cook, Catch Her.
The Country Side = No City Dust Here.
The Detectives = Detect Thieves.
The Earthquakes = That Queer Shake.
The Hilton = Hint: Hotel.
The Hospital Ambulance = A Cab, I Hustle to Help Man.
The Morse Code = Here Come Dots.
The Public Art Galleries = Large Picture Halls, I Bet.
The Railroad Train = Hi! I Rattle and Roar.
Today is the first day of the rest of your life = Oft I'd satisfy the desire of your heart to fly.
Tom Cruise = So I'm Cuter.
Vacation Times = I'm Not as Active.
Western Union = No Wire Unsent.