A Gentleman = Elegant Man. A Telephone Girl = Repeating "Hello". Alec Guinness = Genuine Class. Animosity = Is No Amity. Astronomers = Moon starers / No more stars. Barbie doll = I'll bare bod / Babe I'd roll / Liberal bod. Butterfly = Flutter-by. Christmas tree = Search, Set, Trim. Clint Eastwood = Old West Action. Contradiction = Accord not in it. Conversation = Voices Rant On. Darling I love you = leaving your idol / Avoiding our yell. Debit card = Bad Credit. Desperation = A Rope Ends It. Dormitory = Dirty Room. Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one. Evangelist = Evil's Agent. Florence Nightingale = Nigel, Fetch an Iron Leg / Flit on Cheering Angel. Funeral = Real Fun. Heavy Rain? = Hire a Navy! Indomitableness = Endless ambition. Internet Anagram Server = Isn't re-arrangement rave? Mother-in-law = Hitler Woman Patrick Stewart = A Crap Trek Twist. Presbyterian = Best In Prayer. Silicon Graphics = A Long Chip Crisis Slot Machines = Cash Lost in'em. Snooze Alarms = Alas! No More Z's. Software = Swear Oft. Statue of Liberty = Built to Stay Free. Sunshine and Shadow = Show in Sun and Shade. The Cockroach = Cook, Catch Her. The Country Side = No City Dust Here. The Detectives = Detect Thieves. The Earthquakes = That Queer Shake. The Hilton = Hint: Hotel. The Hospital Ambulance = A Cab, I Hustle to Help Man. The Morse Code = Here Come Dots. The Public Art Galleries = Large Picture Halls, I Bet. The Railroad Train = Hi! I Rattle and Roar. Today is the first day of the rest of your life = Oft I'd satisfy the desire of your heart to fly. Tom Cruise = So I'm Cuter. Vacation Times = I'm Not as Active. Western Union = No Wire Unsent.