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(A)bort (R)etry (P)retend this never happened. (A)bort (R)etry (T)ake down entire network?. (A)bort (R)etry (U)se the Force. 11th commandment - Covet not thy neighbor's Pentium.. 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.. 2400-Baud makes you want to get out and push! A bug is a feature that didn't make it into the manual. A computer's attention span is as long as it's power cord. A pretty.GIF is like a melody. Access denied--nah nah nah nah nah!. All computers wait at the same speed.. All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?. An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting. As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.. ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!. Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic. Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (T)hrowup. Backup not found: (S)cream (S)cream (S)cream. Backups? We don' *NEEDno steenking backups.. Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay!. Best file compression around: "DEL *.*" = 100% compression. BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding. BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go!. Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster.. C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.. C:\GRAPHICS\GIF\NAUGHTY\FILTHY\DISGUSTING\WOW! Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.. Close your eyes and press escape three times... COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key. Computer nerd: One who knows 867 ways to have sex but can't get a date. Computer Science: solving today's problems tomorrow. Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.. Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.. CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/n)?. Cruising for chicks on the information superhighway... Daddy, what does "Formatting drive C:" mean? Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?. Danger! Human at keyboard! DEFINITION: Computer - A device designed to speed and automate errors.. Disk Full - Press F1 to belch.. Does fuzzy logic tickle? DOS never says, "EXCELLENT command or file name.". DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS. Duplicate file name or file not found. Unsure which. E-mail returned to sender -- insufficient voltage.. Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N). Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.. Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny. Excuse me for butting in, but I'm interrupt-driven.. File not found. I'll load something *Ithink is interesting. File not found. Loading something that looked similar. File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/n). Help! I'm modeming... and I can't hang up!. Hidden DOS secret: add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS. I don't have time for a hobby. I have a computer. I hit the CTRL key but I'm still not in control!. I'm all for computer dating, but I wouldn't want to marry one. I'm sure this is all clearly explained in DSZ.DOC... If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.. If hackers ran the world, there'd be no war--lots of accidents, maybe. If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing. If you'd rather MKDIR than love, it's time to quit. IMPOTENT.SYS resident, hard drive inactive. Insert floppy? (Y/n). Insert disk in drive C: Press any key when ready. It said, "Insert disk #3," but only two will fit! Ithinkmyspacebarstoppedworking. Keyboard not connected. Think F1 to continue. Life is just one big beta test cycle. Life would be easier if we had the source code. Melted fruit snacks on keyboard. Delete children (Y/n)? Multitasking: The ability to screw up several things at once. My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.. No one has ever learned all of WordPerfect. Old virus detected, contact your hacker for an update. ORG.ASM not found. Girlfriend NOT happy! PKUNBUTTON LEVI.501 successful. Start PKSUK? (Y/n). Press [Ctrl][Alt][Delete] to continue. Press all the keys at once to continue. Press any key to continue, and any other key to format hard drive. Press any key to continue...except that...not that either...try again! Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.. Programmers don't die, they just GOSUB without RETURN.. RAM disk is *notan installation procedure.. Read my chips: No new upgrades!. Redundant book title: Windows For Dummies. SENILE.COM found... Out Of Memory.... Shareware? Reminds me of a girl in my high school! Shell to DOS...come in DOS, do you copy? Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.... Sometimes I wish life had an [Esc] key... Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope). Speed up my XT; ran it on 220v! Works greO?_~". System halted: Press any key to do nothing. The backup ain't over 'till the FAT table sings. The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.. The name is Baud... James Baud.. There are only 10 kinds of people - those who can read binary code and those who can't. There is no place like 127.0.0.1 This copy of reality has been unregistered for 18 years. To continue, enter any 10-digit prime number. Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.. Unspeakable error in module Cthulhu at address R'lyeh. VirusScan: "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/n)". Warning! Terminate.GIF program; your wife is coming. What do you mean, you formatted the dog? Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?. Will the information superhighway have any rest stops? Windows: Just another pane in the glass.. Windows: The answer to a question nobody has ever asked.

 

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29-03-2011

21:06  - Akad      
Please, restart yourself!

  

25-07-2009

15:42  - Sietse Vliegen      
Virus check complete. Al virusses functioning normally.

  

25-07-2009

15:41  - Sietse Vliegen      
Ghee, can't find the 'any' key!

  

25-07-2009

15:35  - Sietse Vliegen      
FAT record not found. Try the skinny one?

  

23-05-2009

12:07  - Ranonkel      
If ever Microsoft is going to make somethng that doesn't suck, it will probably be a vacuumcleaner.

  

30-09-2008

17:38  - Dennis      
Toevoeging: If at first you don't succeed, try pushing the reset button.