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* There are no mistakes in life, only lessons... * Virgin like balloon . . . one prick, all gone. * Work to become, not to acquire. * A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose. * Man who put head on Rail Road track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache. * Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes will soon burn out! * Man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons. * Man who drive like hell is bound to get there! * It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. * Man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion! * Don't drink and park, accidents cause people. * War does not determine who's right, war determines who's left. * Those who quote me are fools. * Confucius say too damn much!


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01:30  - maxime   [voorhout]   
Man who runs in front of car get tired Man who runs after car get exhaust



23:10  - Elmigo   [almere buiten]   
Man who drops his watch in the toilet days ''having a shitty time''.