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Gemiddelde beoordeling: 8.02 [44 stemmers]

 

A penny for your thoughts...$20 to act it out. All those curves, and me with no brakes. Can I borrow a quarter, so I want to call your mother and thank her? Can't I love you for your mind AND your hooters? Didn't I see you on "America's Most Wanted"? Do you believe in love on first site? Or do I have to pass again? Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me? He: "Hi, I'm Mark". She: "Hi, I'm married". How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up? Hurry, your first impression is almost up! I like every muscle in your body, especially mine. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. I'm the one your mother warned you about... If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? If you are rich, I am single. If you don't get out of my dream, I'll wake up. If you think YOU feel good, try feeling me! Ik ben Hans, hoe heet ben jij. Ik heb geen openingszin, maar jij hebt een opening en ik heb zin. Is it hot in here or is it just you? Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. Maybe you're correct being nervous now. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it. My name's [your name], but you can call me Zeus. My name's [your name]. So you know what to scream. Nice shoes. Wanna fuck? That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. When they've created the alphabeth, they should have put 'U' and 'I' together You're not from Earth, are you? You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

 

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02-07-2010

03:24  - Robin   [Neerpelt]   
Do you live on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise cocks.

  

25-02-2010

11:21  - Pim      
Toevoeging: Weet jij hoeveel een ijsbeer weegt? Genoeg om het ijs te breken, mijn naam is [jouw naam]

  

25-02-2010

11:20  - Pim      
Toevoeging: Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice, my name is [your name]

  

25-07-2009

18:51  - Wim   [Brussel]   
Ik heb net 10 miljoen Euro geërfd. En juist nu zegt de dokter dat ik maar 6 maanden meer te leven heb.

  

29-03-2009

10:26  - Missy      
Toevoeging: Do you believe in love on first site? Or do I have to pass again.

  

29-03-2009

10:25  - Missy      
Toevoeging: When they've created the alphabeth, they should've put 'U' and 'I' together