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"Eve, what's a headache?" - Adam. And God said, "E = mvy/r," and there was light! And on the 8th day God said, "OK Murphy, you take over.". Atheists have no invisible means of support. Been there, done it, reincarnated. Beer vs Religion: You can prove you have a beer. Broke all the commandments, still bored. God Bless America, but God helps Canada to put up with them! God made Man first, then made Woman after he did some improvements. Heaven doesn't want me and Hell's afraid I'm going to take over. I believe in a God that doesn't need heavy financing. I don't just flirt with death, I'm going steady with it. I have no problem with God. It's his fan clubs I hate. I used to be an atheist until I realized I was God. If God can't help you, how about Mr. Coffee? Man: A creature made at the end of a week's work, when God was tired. Marriages are made in heaven. So are thunder & lightning. Nothing personal, but God told me to set you on fire. Sects, sects, that all you monks ever think about? The greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he didn't exist. The PATH to heaven contains C:\JESUS. Trust in God, but lock your car. When God made man, She was joking. You have to believe in something. I believe I'll have a beer.


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